When you get to the gym and it’s closed

When she notices your calves

Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime

When your gym crush leaves just as you pull up

The face you make, in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong

That face you make when you see someone working out in jeans

When someone takes the bench you’ve been waiting 10 minutes for

When you’ve blown the diet and not sure if you’re disgusted with yourself or should finish with something sweet

Sometimes i wonder if my gym is thinking about me too