When you’ve booked your holiday but there’s no gym where you’re going

When they bragging about their pb on leg press but their knees hurt when they squat

When someone takes the bench you’ve been waiting 10 minutes for

Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me

When you inhale a dessert then look at that label and it says 3 servings

How haters look when you keep getting better

When my wife see me stepping out the shower and asks so when are you gonna cut again

Gym buddy that was one tough set, how about one more me

Lifting partner we should start doing some cardio. me