When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza

When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs

When a gym newbie offers diet advice

When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite

When someone tries talking to me in the gym

Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum

Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me

When you finally get a bench, but last mfer left a pool of sweat

Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs