When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow

Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you

When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie

Wife can you skip the gym today me

When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice

When you reach boiling point and decide they’ve been hogging the bench too long

When you ask your personal trainer for some honest feedback and they’re too honest

The face you make,in between sets, contemplating life

When someone tells me there are better hobbies than working out