When you inhale a dessert then look at that label and it says 3 servings

When a newbie tells me they gonna try rich paina’s 2 hour arm workout

When a gym newbie offers diet advice

When the preworkout said take 1 level scoop but you took 2 heaped and now you can’t decide whether to the gym

When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow

When you’re waiting for work to end and hit the gym but you hear your boss mention the word overtime

When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie

When you’re warming up and someone asks if you want a spot

When you’re about gym life but nobody notices that you workout