When you finally get a bench, but last mfer left a pool of sweat

When you’re at the gym, and someone walks by smelling like they just took a bath in cologne

Everyone else having seconds. me

Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me

When someone tries talking to me in the gym

When you’re waiting for work to end and hit the gym but you hear your boss mention the word overtime

When someone takes the bench you’ve been waiting 10 minutes for

Huge guy walks into gym for the first time. former biggest guy in the gym

When you ask your personal trainer for some honest feedback and they’re too honest