When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie

When it’s leg day but you dont wanna

Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me

My face when someone asks me how many sets you got left

How people at the gym look waiting for a machine to be free

When someone takes the bench you’ve been waiting 10 minutes for

Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos i don’t wanna get too big. me

When you’ve got doms and it’s leg day

When you’re struggling to finish the set and wondering if you loaded the wrong weight