Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you

When they bragging about their pb on leg press but their knees hurt when they squat

Non lifters i don’t have time to hit the gym. me getting up at 5am to hit the gym before work

The face you make,in between sets, contemplating life

When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights

When you’re at the gym, and someone walks by smelling like they just took a bath in cologne

When you look across the gym and your favourite machine is taken

When your gym partner gets injured and can only train legs for the next 6 weeks

Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me