When someone tells you they don’t have time to workout

When you get advice from the skinny guy

When the gym staff know your name

Me bad sessions happen, you just have to brush them off me when i have a bad session

Me when i realise i’ve maxed out every machine in the gym

Me spreading dangerous misinformation to gym newbies so they’ll never catch up to my physique

Fitness influencers getting exposed for using fake weights. me

When someone else is getting blamed for the protein fart i just let out

When you hear someone say ‘i don’t train legs’