Forgot to post on facebook that i was going to the gym, now whole session is wasted

When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned

Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime

When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights

When you’ve been lifting for 2 hours and your buddy wants to finish off with 5 mins of cardio

When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells

When your lifting partner suggests you start doing some cardio

The look i give people while on my meal plan

When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite