When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day

The face you make when someone interrupts your set

My face when someone asks me to skip the gym and do something else

When it took 6 days to get over stiff legs and you realise today is squats

When your lifting partner suggests you start doing some cardio

When you realise your only two hobbies are going to the gym and taking naps

Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me

When you see a personal trainer that needs a personal trainer

When you’ve been cutting all week and it’s two for one at papa johns