When a gym newbie offers diet advice

When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day

When it’s low carb day and the carbs are calling your name

When you’ve been cutting all day and you come home to lasagne

Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day

When you’re dieting and you see someone having seconds

When a newbie tells me they gonna try rich paina’s 2 hour arm workout

Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum

Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day