Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me

When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice

Lifting partner we should start doing some cardio. me

When you started lifting to get girls but instead your dm’s are filled with guys

When you overhear you’re son telling his friends that he has zero interest in lifting weights

When someone has been lifting for a week and tells you they wanna quit

When someone asks for a scoop of your protein

When your gym buddy turns up with lifting gloves

Everyone else having seconds. me