Forgot to post on facebook that i was going to the gym, now whole session is wasted

When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights

When somone asks you why you don’t go to the gym more often

Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me

When you’re a beast in the gym but can’t run more than 90 seconds on the treadmill

Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life

When people who don’t lift tell you you’re getting too big

When they putting on lifting gloves for the leg press

When someone walks in between you and the mirror during a set