When someone asks me why i workout so much

Me realizing i’m now bigger than the dude who introduced me to the gym

Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos it’s bad for the joints. me

When someone tells you they wanna quit the gym after a week cos they not seeing any results

My face when i learn my favourite protein is on sale

When they bragging about their pb on leg press but their knees hurt when they squat

Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me

When you’ve maxed out every machine in the gym

When someone accuses you of half repping squats