When my wife see me stepping out the shower and asks so when are you gonna cut again

When you’re warming up and someone asks if you want a spot

Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me

My gym rival watching me lift 5lbs more than him with worse form

You new gym partners reaction when they go through your workout

When you reach boiling point and decide they’ve been hogging the bench too long

When you look across the gym and your favourite machine is taken

When the gym employee says you’re deadlifting grunts are disturbing others

When you walk into the gym during dead hours and it’s packed