When i’ve waited patiently for a free bench but someone jumps in

When people who don’t lift tell you you’re getting too big

Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos i don’t wanna get too big. me

When you’ve been hitting the gym for 3 months and nobody compliments you

When you see a personal trainer that needs a personal trainer

When someone tells you they wanna quit the gym after a week cos they not seeing any results

When you hear someone say ‘i don’t train legs’

Gym buddy that was one tough set, how about one more me

99 of people when you try to explain the simplicity of losing weight from eating in a calorific deficit