The face you make, in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong

When you’re at the gym, and someone walks by smelling like they just took a bath in cologne

When you’ve been cutting all week and it’s two for one at papa johns

When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice

When you get to the gym and it’s closed

When you finally get a bench, but last mfer left a pool of sweat

Me staring at the 40 year old construction worker in jeans benching 500 lbs

When a gym newbie offers diet advice

When you ask your personal trainer for some honest feedback and they’re too honest